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American Girl Dolls is the well-known costly doll line made by Mattel AKA Barbie.

Characters by Time Period

Year Doll Name
1764 Kaya'aton'my
1774 Felicity Merriman
1774 Elizabeth Cole
1812 Caroline Abbott
1824 Maria Josefina Montoya
1853 Marie-Grace Gardener
1853 Cécile Rey
1854 Kirsten Larson
1864 Aduke Walker
1904 Samantha Mary Parkington
1904 Nellie O'Malley
1914 Rebecca Rubin
1934 Margaret Mildred Kittredge
1934 Ruthie Ann Smithens
1941 Nanea Mitchell
1944 Molly Jean McIntire
1944 Emily Bennett
1954 Maryellen Larkin
1963 Melody Ellison
1974 Julie Albright
1974 Ivy Ling
2001 Lindsey Bergman
2003 Kailey Hopkins
2005 Marisol Luna
2006 Jess McConnell
2007 Nicki Fleming
2008 Mia St. Clair
2009 Chrissa Marie Maxwell
2009 Sonaili Matthews
2009 Gwen Thompson
2010 Lanie Holland
2011 Kanani Akina
2012 McKenna Brooks
2013 Saige Copeland
2014 Isabelle Palmer
2015 Grace Thomas
2016 Lea Clark
2017 Gabriela McBride
2017 Tennyson Evangeline Grant
2017 Logan Everett
2017 Suzie Yang

Characters by Release Date

Year

Common Mistake Name Rating out of 10
1986-2010 Kirsten Larson 6
1986-2013 Molly Macintosh 9
1986-2008, 2014 Samantha Parkinson 9
1990-2011, 2017 Felicity Zimmerman 8
1993 Addie Walker 7
1997 Josephine Montoya 6
2000 Kit Ridge 7
2001-2002 Lindi Bergman 6
2002 Kayla'atone'my 5
2003-2004 Kayla Hopkins 6
2004-2008 Nellie Marley 8
2005-2006 Maris Luna 6
2005-2011 Elizabeth Coal 8
2006-2007 Jess McDonnell 6
2006-2013 Emily Benet 8
2007-2008 Nicky Fleming 7
2007 Julie Alright 5
2007-2014 Ivy Lang 5
2008-2009 Mia St. Claire 8
2008-2014 Ruthie Smith 8
2009-2010 Alison Matthews 5
2009-2010 Carissa Maxwell 8
2009-2010 Gwyn Thompson 7
2009 Rebecka Rubin 8
2010-2011 Lana Holland 6
2011-2012 Kania Akita 9
2011-2014 Marie-Grace Gardner 7
2011-2014 Cecile Ray 7
2012-2013 Kenna Brooks 9
2012-2015 Caroline Abbot 8
2013-2014 Paige Copeland 6
2014-2015 Isabel Palmer 8
2015-2016 Grace Tomas 8
2015 Maryellen Larking 9
2016-2017 Lia Clark 6
2016 Melody Edison 7
2017 Gabriela MacBride 6
2017 Logan Everest 1
2017 Penney Grant 8
2017 Suzie Ying 7
2017 Nana Mitchell 8

Characters by State

State American Girl Doll(s) In The State
California Kailey Hopkins, Julie Albright, Ivy Ling
Colorado Nicki Fleming
Florida Maryellen Larkin
Hawaii Kanani Akina, Nanea Mitchell
Illinois Molly McIntire, Lindsey Bergman, Marisol Luna, Emily Bennett
Louisiana Marie-Grace Gardener, Cecile Rey
Massachusetts Lanie Holland, Grace Thomas
Michigan Jess McConnell, Melody Ellison
Minnesota Kirsten Larson, Sonali Matthews, Chrissa Maxwell, Gwen Thompson
Missouri Lea Clark
New Mexico Josefina Montoya, Saige Copeland
New York Samantha Parkington, Nellie O'Malley, Mia St. Clair, Rebecca Rubin, Caroline Abbott
Ohio Kit Kittredge, Ruthie Smithens
Oregon Kaya'aton'my
Pennsylvania Addy Walker, Gabriela McBride
Tennessee Logan Everett, Tenney Grant
Virginia Felicity Merriman, Elizabeth Cole
Washington McKenna Brooks
Washington D.C. Isabelle Palmer

As you can tell, only 18 of the 50 states, along with Washington D.C., have characters from them! What's worse than that? Two characters of color just had to be from the exact same city! Stop being racist A.G., give some originality!

Best States According to A.G.

  1. New York (With 5)
  2. Illinois (With 4)
  3. Minnesota (With 4)
  4. California (With 3)

Rating Results

The ratings say you should get these dolls:

  • Molly McIntire
  • Samantha Parkington
  • Kanani Akina
  • McKenna Brooks
  • Maryellen Larkin

The ratings say you should NOT get this doll:

  • Logan Everett (BECAUSE IT'S AG NOT AB)!!!

Controversies

  • The newer dolls have permapanties AKA underwear that is sewn on. This is making mothers and fans wildly enraged.
    • AG likes to roast people who show a certain picture which looks like the doll (with permapanties, duh) pooped her pants.
  • The quality of the dolls is majorly decreasing and is leading to AG dolls becoming Barbies.
  • Addy, Josefina, Caroline, Kanani, and Kaya all have unrealistically long hair.
  • The "BeForever" line started so that the historical dolls could have neon dresses.
    • The name "BeForever" implies that the doll's characters are dead, but they live on as dolls.
  • The only reason they made a boy doll is because of one being highly requested. The company is called American GIRL so why is one even necessary?
    • The boy doll, Logan, is Tenney's boyfriend. No matter how much AG denies it, it's so obvious.
  • The new doll, Nanea Mitchell, looks WAY too much like Moana. She's even Hawaiian!
  • The first two GOTY dolls didn't sell well, but the one after was highly successful. Since their skin tones are different, RACIST BUYERS.
  • EVERYONE on American Girl's Facebook is saying how much the Logan doll looks like their son; no matter if they have blonde hair, dark skin, or brown eyes. People are STUPID!
  • The back of the new Felicity's dress looks seriously cringesome.
  • Samantha's is suppsosed to be a tomboy, but BeForever made her a pink princess who wears flimsy dresses and hair ties--in 1904.

Stairs Controversies

  • A copy of Barbie
    • Made in China
      • Extremely old
        • Rotten quality
          • I don't know
            • Cringe now
              • Awfully thin
                • Not good
                  • Goty dolls
                    • I'd cringe
                      • Rubbish
                        • Lots of them
                          • Dollars money
                            • Our Generation
                              • Let's say bye
                                • Lost shoes
                                  • Stereotypical

AG Permapanties War Quotes

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