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Bacon is an animal that likes to eaten.
B is for BACON
A is for A PIG (Premature bacon)
C is for CANADIAN BACON
O is for OLD BACON (Bacon that should not be eaten)
N is for NO BACON (Also known as death)
The Bacon Capital Of The World
The Bacon Capital Of The World (TBCOTW) Is the United States of Baconica. Soon, the President of Baconica will make all bacon ORANGE.
The Pig Who Escaped Bacon
This is piglet
He escaped being bacon
He is friends with poo
His favorite color is pink
He likes muddy mud
And hates bacon
He started the nobacon war
He is the leader of all bacon-haters and once-pig-now-bacons
When asked if he ever ate bacon, he said he did not because indeed "That would be cannibalism".
People Who <3 Bacon With Their Life