The Romantic Tragedy of Chester Cheetah
Chester Cheetah was unpopular all throughout his public school years. Nobody liked him for some reason. Maybe it's because they were anti-Cheetos and preferred Nova and Piattos. He tried to become popular by dabbing and dancing the Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (PPAP), but failed because Mermaid Man says both are EEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIILLLL.
Then, when he went to college, it all changed. Zere, he met a girl named WatermelonSunshine who loved Cheetos more than anything. The two hit it off instantly and had their first date at a 7-11. The two of them stayed as boyfriend and girlfriend for years and almost got married, until one day, WatermelonSunshine left him for The Pringles Man. Unfortunately, he became depressed for 3 years and wouldn't come out of his closet until his mother dragged him out of it and forced him to get a job at Toys R Us. There, fortunately, he ended up meeting a Shopkins-loving girl named HiSun who ended up marrying him. WatermelonSunshine isn't jealous, because she ended up marrying The Pringles Man. HiSun and him just divorced.
- He can breathe fire after eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
- WatermelonSunshine once licked one of the hairs of his fur. It tasted like Cheetos. This led to the scientific discovery that he is half cheeto. Like The Pringles Man, Chester Cheetah does not like cheetos because "that would be cannibalism".
- WatermelonSunshine cheated on him and spent 1/2 days in prison.