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Famous Humans in the States of USA

Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swift is a pop artist who seriously can't stand country music as she and country music are never ever ever getting back together. She is famous for being born in 1989--when her album should have came out, She is secretly a huge Katy Kat as we found out in her Music Video of "bad" blood. But she is most famous for owning the Olivia and Meredith cats. MUCH controversy has started since she formerly would release a new album every year, but this year, she decided to slack off and shake it off.

Rihanna Robyn Fenty

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Rihanna is a singer who sings the EVIL song, Umbrella. She also likes to Disturbia so that you have nightmares. However, her Mr. DJ Pon de Replay has probably died, so now she has to work work work work work work. For some reason, she thinks that diamonds are in the sky, so she don't stop the music until she can prove it to ya. For some weird reason, she thinks that she's the only girl in the world.

Donald Trump

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Donald Trump was a reality TV show host, so Lori Mae Hernandez asked him to be president. He won the presidency so he could build a wall between the Mexico Area and the States of USA. Nicknames for his previous opponents were Lyin' Ted and Crooked Hillary. Obviously, the main reason he wanted to be president is so he can make the States of USA greater than Hillary was as a secretary of state again.

Amethyst Iggy Azalea

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Amethyst Kelly, better known as Iggy Iggs or Azalea, is an Aussie rapper born in the 1990s. Her hit single "Fancy" is about swearing and wishing about driving from Japan to the USA because she's that pathetic. She has a pet black widow, and she has a big problem with Ariana Grande; that being the fact that Ari is younger than her and more famous. She has a pet black widow.

Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber is everyone's least favorite singer. Everyone lip-sync's to his songs on Musical.ly. He is best known for creating AuthenticHits and tweeting about how much he loves Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (PPAP). (In fact, he is the reason why the "song" got a world record!) Yeah, yeah, we know he's Sorry but he srsly Really Don't Care (now, let's move on to Demi).

Demi Lovato

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Demitria Lovato is Selena Gomez's bff from her Barney days. She Really Don't Care and she thinks she be Cool For The Summer but kids, Let It Go, she. is. BORING. And ya know, she had a Heart Attack so she can't be in her right mind. She calls her fans lovatics (translated love addicts) and that won't go well! She gets very madly in madness at Johnny Trump. She has a twin sister who was locked in a basement her whole life.

Hillary Clinton

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Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton was a presidential nominee, although failed utterly. She is known for scandalous emails, her husband who she has an unhealthy relationship with, and wrinkles.

Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus is just being mileyish in the recent days. She is famous for killing Hannah in Montana, having short hair (formerly), and speaking her (The) Voice about politics. She is fond of the person up there, or Diana Rodham.

Meghan Trainor

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Meghan Trainor is All About That Bass. Since she is SO stuck up, if she was you, she'd want to be herself too. Her lips move a lot, and that explains her face deformation. She was dating Charlie Puff the Magic Dragon, but now she doesn't want See Him (You) Again.

Kim West

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Kim Kardashian West is famous because??? All she does is...well nothing! She did marry Kanye West, but logically, is that even going well? Seriously though, her name is KIM. A short name to show your fame will be short. I'm glad she's just a fad! Keeping up with the Kardashians should totally be keeping ya up wit ze Kardash-West-Jenner-Cringy-Should-Not-Be-Famess! However, her fame likely comes from her husband, a recent victim of loser.com .

Drake Aubrey Graham

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Aubrey Graham is a singing human who goes by his middle name Drake because that's "trendy". He seems to have some disorder, although this has not been confirmed by the ??? His songs include Call Me On My Cellphone, I'm Too Good For You, and a song stolen from a deleted Disney Song AKA 1D@NCE.

Ariana Grande

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Ariana Grande has a major problem. She can't focus on anything! But since she's so weird, she may be into YOU! She has fake hair, and it often moves side to side. However, in spite of all her difficulties, she broke free from common life into fame.

Beyonce Knowles

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Beyonce Know-Less, known less as Queen Bee cuz she's a Diva is an American singer songsinger. For some reason, she has a butt-chin which probably happened when her Halo wacked it. But don't mess with her Ego because she thinks she has sweet dreams, but she also thinks she's a Beautiful LIAR?!

Lady Gaga

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Lady Gaga is an American singer. She doesn't care how she looks 'cause she was born that way. Her biggest fans will follow her until she loves them. For some reason, her fans cannot read her emotion because she has a poker face. She doesn't want to be friends with anyone 'cause she is caught in a bad romance. She wants to just dance all day long.

Kendall Jenner

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Kendall Jenner is one of the Jenners and Kardashians who is famous for no reason! That is, until she united with Pepsi! She has made a world impact by showing people that famous people are better than you! Kendall is jealous of her sisters Kim and Kylie because they have more Instagram followers, but none of them do anything, so does it really matter?

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