Ronald McDonald, commonly known as Old McDonald or Themanwith Theyellowhat is a legendary hero.

Studies Show That

  • He went through MAJOR plastic surgery.
    • Approximately 70% of him is HD 1080p plastic, which causes his terrifying mime look.
  • He lives longer than most humans because he is secretly an alien from Neptune.
  • He may not be the same person as the "Man with the Yellow Hat."
    • This is just speculation.
  • He can not count.
    • This explains why you sometimes get 24 chicken mcnuggets at McDonald's.
    • He may be an ancestor of the kid who sang 9+10=21.
  • His pet monkey passed away MANY years ago from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
  • His wife, River Nyden, has severe OCD which somehow forces her to make no public appearances.
    • River is a nymph.

Notable Accomplishments & Talents

  • Lived nearly 100 years (and still going!)
  • Can mime better than Larry the Mime
  • Founded McDonald's (Formerly Rick's Fat Food)
  • Had a classic nursery rhyme named after him
  • Brought many animals to the rest of the world
  • Befriending monkeys
  • Starring in Televisional media
  • Can easily scare little children
  • E I E I OH!
  • Has an ancestor who ended the Stupid Cat Revolution


1917: Born

1939: Adopted pet monkey

1941: Became famous for wearing yellow

1955: Became a mime

1963: Joined McDonalds

1967: Ronald goes International

1975: Got lazy and created the "Drive-Thru"

1984: Retired

2016: Taken off of McDonalds merch cuz mimes are scary

Wife's Family

Old McDonald's wife, River-Anne Nyden, has a history of famous ancestors. She is an only child as it is the tradition of her family.


Dave Achryno Nyden & Lakette Lee Smith

Paternal Grandparents

Shashi Morid Nyden & Camsiri Indibel Macsorosyn

Maternal Grandparents

Wat'ter Mark Smith & Nana May Caroline


  • His ancestor who stopped the Stupid Cat Revolution was his great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather (he's dead, duh).

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