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This article is completely sarcastic, although the edits are real.Shopkins Wiki is one of the many Wikias in the fandom-verse. This page is all about how "great" the pages have looked since TheSnuggleKinz were blocked (it has gone downhill dramatically in many ways). Three more "great" edits can be found in the history section of this page. The award for Best Title was given to "Fit For a Slave.ww".
If TSK were not blocked, this page would not need to exist since they would probably just fix these "great" edits!
If you made one of these edits and you do not want it here, feel free to remove it from this page.
Full Page Failures
Obeso-Sized Side Salad (With French Dressing)
This is a super gorgeous and totally goody two shoe-d page! Let's start this review with the fact that Season Eight is not a side-season, but in fact a normal season just with three waves (but saying it is a side-season makes it so much more romantic, which is the necessity for all pages). I love how the side-season of this season has a "French collection" which is totally not just a random collection set! To make this page even better, there are TWO section headings called "Section heading"! I also love that the category "Side Seasons" was used because this totally isn't the biggest season yet! One final piece of beauty this page includes is a picture in an extremely random spot which just says "12 Pack". This page sure has a lot of glitz!
The Party Couldn't Have Made You This Tired
Oh! Look at this original version of the "After Party (Part Two)" page. First of all, the original title had the word "two" in lowercase, but it sadly isn't shown here. Next, isn't it lovely how there is nothing informative at the top of the page whatsoever? And don't wonder why the category section wasn't included...it never existed! The only two sections that are here are "Characters" and "Video". Well, the characters section looks quite...interesting. In the Shoppies part of that section, both Pretti Pressie and Pineapple Lily are missing. In the Shopkins section, Sarah Fairy Cake, Cheeky Chocolate, Lippy Lips, Suzie Sundae, and Apple Blossom have AT LEAST one capitalization error. The only Shopkin with a normal name is Tara Tiara. Now, the following Shopkins are all missing from this page: Kooky Cookie, Strawberry Kiss, Opaletta, Slick Breadstick, Tara Tiara, Lil' Blaze, and Max Saxophone. AMAZING!
Equivalent to McDonald's Level Laziness
Look at this wonderful page! The word "shopkins" being there without capitalization or other words just looks magnificent! I especially love how the word "handbag" is not capitalized. Especially since it is part of the Shopkins' name!
This one is an entire page because of how great it is! I love the spacing errors, and how the synopsis is "unknown"! I also love how the characters are just called character and Lippy Lips is just called Lippy Lip! What makes this page even better is having a completely wrong picture in the infobox! And isn't it wonderful that "Rainbow Kate makes second Shoppies appear in this shopkins webisodes"? That totally makes sense! Look at how neat it looks with no categories! And the best part...there already was a page for this webisode! The original one had the correct title (after it was changed, of course), but this one uses "1" instead of one! How professional!
Shopkins Fan Playlist
What an astounding page! This page says in itself that it is not real! To make it even better, This is How We Party is the only single listed while Tell Me What's Cookin', It's My Time to Shine, & Paint the Town Rainbow are also legit singles! To make this mage even more stylish, it has the Candidates for deletion category! Beautious!
Why Did You Break Your Grammy's China?
This really long page is totally not messy! I love how the fact that the Shopkin is a Topkin is not mentioned in the first sentence, and that it is mentioned in the infobox twice unnecessarily! Topkins is TOTALLY this Shopkin's team and finish because that's how it works. In the first sentence, it says that Tiny Teacup is a normal Shopkin (not a Topkin), and that her team is Picnic Party! This is totally not confusing! I also love how the number "7" is not spelled out, and that there are no headings or categories! Lovin' this long page!
Welcome to ShopkinsWorld
Wow! This page is about Shopville (not in bold) which is part of ShopkinsWorld! That totally is the name of the place, and not just the name the Shopkins franchise uses on social media! I also love how the store "Chef Club" which has been around since October is new! Also, look at the nice empty trivia section! What makes this page even better is having just plain no categories! Sparkling!
Season 7's ONLY Important Theme: Surprise Party
This page is super gorgeous as well! I love how the gallery is at the top and there is nothing that says it is a gallery! Adding a random picture of Season Seven Shopkins at the top makes it look great, and saying that the Surprise Party is the main theme for Season Seven just because it is the first one is very accurate! The next "sentence" is very glittery and totally easy to understand! Best of all, I love how the totally necessary picture is mentioned in the very last sentence, and how the person mixed up the Shopkins' names! What a wonderful and professional page!
I Don't Care-y Cake
Look at this lovely page! No categories, pictures, or sentences besides the first one makes this page shine! I love how her name is not in bold, and that she is part of a category which is not even in Season Seven! One of the best pages ever!
Look at this shiny page! The blurry picture is BEAUTIFUL, and I love that it is not even in an infobox! Isn't it great that this Shopkin is sold in the Party Game Arcade? Totally doesn't make it sound like he is exclusive to the real-life store called the "Party Game Arcade"! To top it all off, this Shopkin isn't even part of the Sports category! Glowing!
JESSICAKE Likes Cherrries
This page is a candidate for awesomeness! Who cares if there is already a page with a lot of information about Jessicake, we DEFINITELY need one "All About" her! I think it is really cool how it is a candidate for deletion. It accentuates how epic this page is! I love how this person did not use any headings and just wrote "JESSICAKE". The description for her is also very lovely, as it is just a merged version of the Jessicake page! By the way, did you know that her shoes have cherrries on them? That's almost as good as having high...we'll get to that later. To top it all off, did you know that Popette and Bubbleisha were released in the same time? Totally belongs on this page because it totally doesn't sound like Jessicake isn't part of it! Stylish!
This page is wonderful! I love how there is only one sentence on this page, and that there is only one category that doesn't have to do with how short this page is! To top it all off, the "Pretti" part in Pretti Pressie's name has an "e" at the end. The person who did this changed her name on the Shoppies page too! Glamorous work!
Rainbow Kate , the Punctuation Queen!
This page is legit goals! First of all, this exact lyrics are somewhat unknown, but it is clear that some of the lyrics here are wrong making this page shimmer! After all, the "grand is small" is totally the right lyrics, not the grandest mall! This page also has disgustingly amazing punctuation; spaces, commas, and periods are obviously used correctly. For an extra bonus, the page title only has the first letter capitalized! It's not like it's supposed to be stylized as "Paint the Town Rainbow". Not even close to all the lyrics are even there, and nothing says "verse", "chorus", "bridge" or anything! Also, it is EXTREMELY important to mention that the join the party (not in caps) version of Rainbow Kate is the one who sings it. It's not like she just wears a different outfit, she is a completely different version of herself. To finish it off, this full page fashionable freak-out has no categories! What an admirable accomplishment!
Ah yes! Another candidate for magnificence! First of all, only one word in the title starts with an uppercase letter making it lose title-likeness. The whole page is a grand quiz which is extremely official and necessary. This does not belong on a blog post as it is much better than those. Absolutely marvelous!
As Sweet As Honny
Look at this extremely necessary page! I love how words like Shopkins and Season Six are lowercase! What makes this page even better is the fact that putting spaces between commas is just extra work! I also love all of the categories! The best part of the page is the name Sweets "Honny"! What wonderful editing skills!
This is another group of two amazing pages! The fact that there are two pages about the same thing is really great and informative! One of them even uses past and present tenses mixed to make it glitter! I also love that one of them has a category that only works for that one page! Magnificent!
A Sporty Toy
This entire article exhibits the important responsibility of laziness quite accurately! No links, bold words, or infoboxes are critical for professional articles! The word "wacky" is rather formal, and using only the word "toy" for a caption is very concise whether it is informative or not. What is even more noteworthy is the category "sport" because this Shopkin is totally part of that select category! Splendid!
Fit For a Slave.ww
You might not notice anything interesting yet, but there is pixie dust all over this page! First of all, no one cared to add any links anywhere on this page so you can have a difficult quest to learn about this Shopkin! I also love how the first sentence calls her a "Princess Party Shopkin" instead of a "Princess Party Topkin" because being informative is unnecessary! Now, let's move on to the sassy infobox with a mind of its own! The artwork in the infobox was totally not edited from another picture, and it totally doesn't look really fuzzy up close! More infobox fancies include the incorrect team along with the number "7" that isn't written out! Now, in the trivia section, you may think that the trivia is necessary since the CT art should be the same as the toy. However, mentioning that "her toy and her static art" differ from it is totally great because the static art is TOTALLY always the same! Interestingly, it looks as if the trivia section is actually a "ww" file! Lastly, I love how the category "Princess Party" wasn't used, but of course the team is Topkins in the infobox! What a lovely and profesh-onal page!
It Apears Okay At First Glance
THIS PAGE IS SAVAGE! This editor has been featured before on the Shopkins Wiki page, and here is their comeback! Now, let's not give all the credit to that person, because there are lots more amazing editors out there! I love how the team in the infobox is just "Hollywood" instead of "Hollywood LTD Edition"! Also, there is no hashtag before the Shopkin's number which makes this page fit in with the out-crowd! It's also nice how this finish is different between the appearance section and infobox! Shiny! The trendy make-believe bio which is surprisingly short bedazzles this article! Now for her "apearence" because that's how you spell it. I love how the quotation marks have extra spaces so that the page is easy to read! There is also amazing capitalization fun, but let's not get into that. I really love how this person mixed up right and left; it totally does not bug me or anyone else! Now let's move on to the "triva" section! I love how they attempted to make a bullet list just by using periods, and how one section has a space after it! This person didn't use silly capitalization and punctuation rules, so this person surely is an English language rebel! Now, saying that this Shopkin has the same feet as some Season Six Shopkins totally makes sense. This person totally has this Shopkin and compared them, and they totally didn't just guess based on the artwork! Finally, I love how this person didn't even attempt to link to Winnie Award's page, and she's totally a Season Seven Shopkin and not a separate thing! How gemworthy!
You Didn't Even Consider "It"
This piece of trivia is very nice! It refers to Suzy Soda as both "he" and "she"! It's obvious that Suzy is a girls' name, but maybe this is a new trend? Or maybe this person did this, however, because there is no "only source" of this Shopkin's gender also! Terrifabulous!
Ooh, look at this beauty! This person said it reversed a sentence, but instead completely changed it! That's so necessary! I also love how this person removed the period to make it a sentence no longer!
This is so great! Look at the lowercase names and forgotten periods! It says that (in revised English), "Kirstea could easily be cousins with Cocolette." It's not like Kirstea and Tippy Teapot are already SISTERS. And Kirstea and Cocolette totally have the same theme, because chocolate and tea are exactly the same, which shows they are totally related. The main reason they are probably cousins, though, is because they are the only two full-sized Shoppies who are dark skinned (besides Tippy of course; this person probably doesn't know she exists)! Totally not racist.
Help! Someone is Strangling the Shopkins!
Look at this beautiful spelling! Strangley and atwork are just such special words! This totally is necessary because the static artwork should ALWAYS be the same!
Hmm...That Also Is Strang
This is amazing. Our old friend Strangley has made its return! In fact, these are the exact same words on a different page as the one above...except that atwork is sadly gone. Still holo-shiny though!
Anything Different is Trivia-Worthy, But Left is RightGreat work everyone! Firstly, I love how it says that her "left foot seems strangely bigger than her right". When you look at her artwork, this seems true... until you realize that the person is talking about their left and not the Shopkin's left foot! Second of all, don't you think that last trivia is so necessary? It's about how the Shopkin's leaves are facing a different way in the CT art from her static art! This is totally a major thing to list under trivia, and it's totally not like the static art and CT art are almost always different in some ways!
Ooh nice, three pieces of a trivia section about the static art being different from the toy and collectors' tool art! I'm not even gonna go into detail because this is just too gorgeous! Not just that, but there are also three missing commas* (*comas would make more sense actually). Absolutely stunning!
This page is a hot mess! And that's a good thing, duh. While this isn't part of the edit, it still looks gorgeous; Marsha Mello's name is spelled with a "w" at the end! Her name is even incorrect on her very own page, and she has to have "(Shoppie)" in her page title because her name is totally the same as the LE Shopkin! Not to mention that there's a pointless space before a colon earlier on, but that's not even close to as epic as these other spritzes! Well then, let's move on to the even better edits! I love how this person added Blossom Apples at this section also! She's totally in two different sets. The grammar is also gorgeous such as an unnecessary comma along with a missing "d"! I also love that this person changed Coralee's name to just plain "Coral"! In general, it's ALSO amazing that regular Shoppies and World Vacation Shoppies are considered part of the same wave!
Friends = Twins
What a whimsical group of edits! There TOTALLY is not already a category for Two Shopkins in One! And besides, this person is TOTALLY not just guessing that these Shopkins are twins! I mean, duh, Mixie & Maxie look EXACTLY like each other! And Straw Besties totally are not best friends as mentioned in their name! They OBVIOUSLY must be twins! Adverb-using amazing!
Where's YOUR Proof?
These edits are double-amazing! This person totally did not change someone's correct edit because they do not know much about the characters. In fact, this edit was very smart! Well done!
Wikia is ALWAYS Official
Wow! What an astounding group of edits! I love how this person did not consult the founder before adding a category that could include many Shopkins! To top it off, some of these Shopkins aren't even officially male! Splendid Work!
Prettie Pressie Goes Back to the Future
Look at this beautiful piece of art! Firstly, I would just love to mention that this section on this page is extremely accurate regarding what seasons Shoppies are from. Now, I think it was very good of this person to add Pretti Pressie* into Season Eight. (*She should be called Prettie Pressie from now on as seen in a gorgeous edit above). Especially since she is part of Season Seven's theme, Join the Party! To make this even better, this person separated Prettie Pressie and Pineapple Lily who were released at the same time! Then again, this person probably does not even know of her existence! How wonderful!
The Present Goes to the Past
YUP, it's Prettie again! Look at how smart this edit is too! Now she's going to the past, but this is the same editor! That totally makes sense! Prettie Pressie sure gets a lot of gems!
This is what happens when new admins think they control the wiki...they completely change it! The category "cupcake" was originally for Shopkins in the cupcake collection as it was the official team given by Moose. This person decided it would be a good idea to have the category "cupcake" for all Shopkins who are cupcakes whether they are part of the team or not. Ones who are part of the Cupcake Collection but are not cupcakes now do not have their official category. Isn't that beautiful? Totally not ruining the official category.
Changing Terrible to BadThis is yet another gorgeous edit! Yes, Tiny Teacup does have a whipped topping atop her head and not a lid, but its totally called a whipped "toping"! I also love how the appearance section's sentences now sound peculiar as the whole sentence was not revised! Better yet, the word "art" which was misspelled as "hart" is now spelled as "aart"! Ah, the golden age of Shopkins Wiki.
Lovin' this gallery! This is Apple Blossom's merchandise gallery, and that last picture totally fits in! Maybe it's a trading card or something, but the caption would be helpful if it existed! Also, this totally is about Apple Blossom and not just a bunch of Shopkins! Perfect!
They Call Me Bela...That's Not My Name
Look at this amazing picture in a gallery! It totally looks normal because her real name is totally Bela Basket! This page just rings with bels that will hurt your eardrums! To make this even better, this person who added this page was too lazy to write collector's tool art, and just wrote "CT art". To top it all off, this is not even the variant version of this Shopkin! What a fluffy heaven!
I Just Stand There and Be Fuzzy With Nothing to Say
What a beautiful gallery! There is something magnificent about every single picture in it! For the first picture, the Shopkin is clearly WAY too close to the camera...this is actually a key point in photography! And then look what we have here! Two pictures of Choc-Kate Sundae's artwork! They are completely different however as one looks cheap and faded while the other is noticeably fuzzy and caption-less! To top it all off, two of these pictures are worthy of being removable! What a serendipity page!
Relax, It's Just a Picture
Look at this gallery! The first four pictures are okay, but look at the last one! It says "My cocolette relaxing with me". I love how the person writes "my". Because when looking at the page, you can't tell whose picture it is! I also love the fact that the person who added this picture put another picture of Cocolette unboxed! It's so necessary. And look at how the person took off her headband for the picture! PROFESH!!!
Oh No! The Soup Splattered!
What a lovely BIO! The best thing about this is that it is fan-made! To make it even better, the person who added it does not have any idea on how to do headings! What's even better about this page? That it has NOTHING to do with her being soup, and just being a teacher...which isn't even official! I also love how Knows is capitalized, but shopkin is not! Beautiful!
Look at this wonderful edit on Flushes! Since there is so much amazing stuff on this, it needs to be described for every heading! I love how the Bio section is empty, and that the three other headings totally should be headings instead of normal bold text! The Favorite Hobby section is actually based on a comment that TheSnuggleKinz made along with some copy written Harry Potter material! To make the page even more special, Flushes' BFF is made up too! The last section is also based on the same comment by TheSnuggleKinz! Totally not a dumb edit, and totally a whimsical masterpiece!
Assuming With Lack of Knowledge
Look at this epic bio on Rosie Bloom's page! It totally isn't fake, and it totally doesn't just use the stereotypical Shoppie format while just using her Happy Places version's Shopkins! Super duper Shmooper!
What The Heel?
This is BY FAR the best edit EVER! Most of Jessicake's appearance section is okay, but the best part comes at the start of the fourth sentence. Her pink high h*ll shoes! What a very lovely and appealing way to describe pink heels!
A Common Mistake
This looks okay, but take a closer look at the beauty! Don't you love how the colors say "pink, yellow, blue" when the "pink" one is obviously purple? It's totally the same "pink" as one of the variant's balloons! Also, the hashtag which is only used once is rather unique and exquisitely distinguished. But none of these two beauties are as amazing as the last! Lotta Balloons' rarity is "commom"! Goals!
Sweet Rides Off the Steam
Look at the amazing second verse of "This is How We Party!" Wait... is this the second verse? There is nothing above it to show what it is, so we can only assume. Now, these lyrics are totally correct! It's not like the word "oh" is supposed to come before "How 'bout a picnic". The next line is totally not hard to understand: "I'm thinking of fashion fiesta." It's totally not meant to be "Hmm, we're thinking a fashion fiesta"! Yet again, it's totally not supposed to be "a party to sweep me right off of my feet!" To top it off, here's a shout out to the original third and fourth lines! "I'm thinking of fashion boutiques. A party where sweet rides off the steam!" Totally not WAY different!
Cool JewelesThis splendipity page has a gorgeous section at the very top; what a great first impression! I love how the person who edited this page is uncertain if the Choc Frosted Shopkins are milk or dark chocolate since it is very professional to do that! This sentence is also amazing: "the baskets are pink with removable blue handles, and it also says "Shopkins" on the front." Isn't it great how something plural becomes singular, and isn't it just perfect that it is unclear if the baskets or handles are being spoken about? I also love how there is no space after one of the sentences, the Oxford comma is neglected, and the word "jewelry" is even spelled as "jewelery! Cool beans—well since this is Season Three, cool jewels...but since it is on this page, cool jeweles!
Oh my, what gorgeous thing do we have now? Three words that totally shouldn't be capitalized! It's totally not like grammar matters on wikia! Even better though, look at the amazing uncertainties of the Shopkin's rarity! That's totally what you should do instead of researching it yourself! This page shimmers and shines like a kid's show's viewer!