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Stingy REPELLENT repels Stingy (the town puppet), because he will steal everything you own, including your family, pets, and house plants.

The Process

To make it, you have to listen to the Mine Song. Get everything he says he owns, and crush them together (you can skip your feelings, the month of June, and your feet) until they make a fine powder. Put the powder in a coffee machine, and you will get it liquified. Add a dash of kindness, the thing Stingy hates most. Shake it for 1 minute, and it will turn green. Next time you see Stingy, just spray your REPELLENT at him, and he will run away.