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The Stoopie School is where Stoopies go to school. This school is all about important stooping. If you're a Stupididy Wikia User, you are a Stoopie, Stoopie in Training, or a Potential Stoopie. Add yourself to your REAL grade, and if you don't have a grade, you either are too young, or are too old for Stoopie School. (Therefore, LEAVE!) You have the same amount of classes as in your grade. It is important to know that the amount of classes is what makes it harder in higher grades, not necessarily the difficulty of the class.

The Stoopie School Anthem

"School, teach me your ways! Help me to learn some stuff today! School, teach me to learn! So that I'll be completely absurd!"

1st Grade

In first grade of Stoopie School, you have 1 class; this class is called "Pre-Learning". In this class, you will learn about why you are in school, and why anything is anything!

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2nd Grade

In second grade of Stoopie School, you have two classes; the first is "History I". In this class, you will learn about notable events like the Stupid Cat Revolution. The second class is "Math I". In this class, you will learn to solve important questions like 9 + 10.

3rd Grade

In third grade of Stoopie School, you guessed it, you have three classes; the first is "Science I". In this class, you will learn about cool animals such as the Cat and the Dog. The second class is "History II". You will take History I to a new level, and you will learn about more complex events such as the discovery and creation of REPELLENTS. The third and final class in this grade is "Math II". In Math II, you will learn how to find the stupidity level of the average Stoopies by adding and subtracting numbers!

4th Grade

In fourth grade of Stoopie School, you have four key classes; the first is "English I". In this class, you will learn how to talk, and how to speak H Placese. The second class is "Writing I". This class is similar to English I, but instead, you will learn how to write. The third class is "Spelling I". This class is also a similar study, but this time, you learn how to spell English and H Placese words. The fourth class is called "Science I.5". This class is in between Science I and Science II, but is just here to help you get started. You will learn how to turn pigs into bacon in this class, and you will watch videos of other people turning pigs into bacon.

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5th Grade

In fifth grade of Stoopie School, you have an even five classes; the first is "Science II". In this class, you will learn about things like poison ivy as well as more diverse animals like the lynx. Touching the ivy may be necessary if your teacher approves. The second class is "Math III". In this class, you will learn how to use numbers on the interweb. The third class is "Writing II". In this class, you will write essays for your other classes so that you do not have to write them at home! The fourth class is "History III". In this class, you will study the history of current famous beings like Donald Trump. The fifth and final class is "Art I". In this class, you will use the interweb and make realistic-looking photo-shopped images.

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6th Grade

In sixth grade of Stoopie School, you have six classes; the first is "History IV". In this class, you will memorize the Stoopiverse Constitution. The second class is fun, good luck, you'll need it, "Cooking I". Along with baking eggs, toast, and spaghetti, you will learn to sing three songs: Tell Me What's Cookin', The Gummy Bear Song, and It's Raining Tacos. The third class is "Spelling II". In this class, you will learn to spell H Placese abbreviations as well as rare diseases with 10+ letters. The fourth class is "Music I". Along with your cooking songs, you will learn six (five theme) songs: Caillou, Barney, Clifford, Sesame Street, & My Little Pony. Wait, that's only five! The other song is a choice: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen or Nyan Cat. The fifth class is "Science II.5". This class is in between Science II & III because they are so different. In this class, you will learn about the human body. In Science III, you will learn about the human surgery, so be prepared. The sixth and final class for 6th grade is "English II". In this class, you will learn how to pronounce long words that you are learning in Spelling II.

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7th Grade

In seventh grade of Stoopie School, you have seven classes; the first being "Math IV". Throughout the entire year, you will have to dissect one calculator into exactly 100 pieces and put it back together. Then you will have to use it to see if it works. The second class is "Health I". In this class, you will go on a diet of your teacher's choice. The third class is "History V". In this class, you will organize the timeline of all famous beings in the Stoopiverse with their birth date, and death date. The fourth class is "Art II". In this class, you will finish famous portraits. For example; adding Mona Lisa's eyebrows. The fifth class is "Writing III". In this class, you will write down several 1000 page novels, books, and poems of your choice. However, they must be books from the library, which is about 3 hours from the school. You also need to buy a certain $25 gift card to be allowed into the library. The sixth class is "Music II". In this class, you will learn and play pieces of music like Mozart and Vivaldi's stuff. You also will be required to sing "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" in a concert with maybe...300,000 people? Your seventh and final class is "English III". In this class, you will read literature with nearly 1000 pages as well as learn the 20 letter words; specifically words of disease.

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8th Grade

In eighth grade of Stoopie School, you have the stereotypical sum of eight classes. Your first class is a new class; "Photography I." In this class, you will learn how to take majestic photos of dated Webkinz and epic Shopkinsins. Your second class is the interesting and long-awaited, "Science III." You will learn how to perform surgeries on humans (obviously), and each lesson will include a TV-14+ rated instructional video. Your third class is "English IV." In this class, you will learn the difference between English and Stoopish, and also how to pronounce pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Your fourth class is "Math V." In this controversial class, you will learn how to find the perimeter of random buildings each day. Your fifth class is "Spelling III." In this class, you will learn how to spell basic and less basic Stoopish words; depending on your stupidity level. Your sixth class is "Cooking II." In this class, you will learn how to cook your own original repellents, own original foods, and how to make a good gingerbread house. You know the drill, always eat your experiments! Your seventh class is "Music III." In this class, you will learn how to play one of the following; the fiddle, the harmonica, the accordion, or the banjo. You will also learn to decipher lyrics of hard to hear songs including "My Time to Shine," "Gold," "Two Times a Charm," and "Like a Bird." Your eighth and final class for this grade is "History VI." In this class, you will learn about long and complex events in history. Some of them include the Nobacon War, the Fakeopean Revolution, and the evolution of H Placese language.

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9th Grade

In ninth grade of Stoopie School, you have a high school amount of classes; you have nine classes. Your first class is "Writing IV." In this class, you will write a paragraph (or 2+) about whatever you want each day. At the end of the school year, you will organize all of your paragraphs into a novel that will not make sense! Your second class is "Math VI." In this class, you will learn how to make an exact circle out of a pipe cleaner, how to calculate the area of a shopkinsin, and how to find the volume of yourself. Your third class is "Art III." In this class, you will photoshop your photoshopped images from 5th grade, and you'll learn how to face paint villains onto your BFFs. Your fourth class is Sports I. In this class, you will do the following drills each day; fifteen pushups, twenty consecutive basketball dribbles, ten situps, fifty crunches, and one give someone a bloody nose by throwing a softball or baseball at them. Your fifth class is "English V." Contrary to the class's name, you instead get to learn a foreign language of your teacher's choice. Common languages, such as Spanish, Chinese, and Russian, will not be choices, however. Your sixth class is "Health II." In this class, you will use your surgery skills to remove cancerous tumors (making the people healthy). Your seventh class is "Music IV." In this class, you will compose your own songs, and turn it into an album. You may be chosen to have your entire album recorded! Your eighth class is "Photography I.5." Like science several years ago, this class has an in between level due to major differences in difficulty. In this class, you will take photographs of Polaroid photographs, otherwise known as artsy. You will also learn how to photoshop photos of people by adding Instagram makeup to them. Using pastel filters is also an important and defined look for this class. Your ninth and final class is "Cooking III." In this class, you will bake full restaurant style meals. You do not get to eat the food this time, however, as you have to simply take pictures of it for your photography class. You should also consider uploading the pictures (or videos!) to your Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Youtube, Snapchat, LinkedIn, Blogger, Tumblr, Vine, Dubsmash, Flickr, Reddit, Musical.ly, Pinterest, DeviantArt, and of course Instagram!

10th Grade

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11th Grade

12th Grade

The 13 Classes

  • Pre-learning
  • Writing
  • English
  • Spelling
  • Science
  • History
  • Math
  • Health
  • Art
  • Music
  • Sports
  • Photography
  • Cooking

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