Trump won, duh.
After the USA Election, Hillary temporarily gained www.loser.com
Democratic Party: Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton "Hillary Diane"/ "Hillores Clintbridge"
Sorta Lame Candidates
Libertarian Party: Gary Earl Johnson
Green Party: Jill Ellen Stein-Rohrer
Constitution Party: Darrell Lane Castle
Independent Party: David Evan McMullin
Really Lame Write-In Candidates
Reform Party: Roque De La Fuente
Independent Party (ANOTHER ONE): Laurence Jacob Kotlikoff
America's (seriously) Party: Thomas Conrad "Tom" Hoefling
American Solidarity Party: Michael A. Maturen
Hillary Rodham Clinton is the Democratic Democrat running to be POTUS
Dumb Reasons To Vote For Her (DRTVFH):
"I want a woman president, I don't care how or who she is."
"Her husband was president so she should be too."
"She needs a second chance!"
"Tim Kaine is great!"
"I wanted Bernie, but ok."
Donald Trump is theStupid Reasons People Vote For Him (SRPVFH)
DemocraticRepublican trying to be President.
"I want a president with HAIR!"
"He teaches me new words to tell my friends!"
"My daughter says he is very respectful to women!"
"He has money!"
"I like Donald Duck."
Let's translate "Donald John Trump" with these languages and see if we find anything mysterious!
Donald John Trump
Now let's Hillary some trouble with her plastic surgery name!
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton
Hillary Rodham Clinton Diane